punchmans:

hotsaiyandad:

“My hair? I mean it just kinda happens naturally?” Now that he thinks of it, His hair has not really grown that much since he was a child. Maybe this stranger knows about the super saiyan 3? “HEY I know! You can always ask my old friend Krillin! he used to be bald too, But now he has a full head of hair! Maybe he has a secret. What’s you name by the way? I’m Goku!”

Saitama obnoxiously sipped the final drops of juice from it’s box. “You grew it. I saw you earlier.” He crushed the juice container in his hand before tossing it into the nearby trash bin. “How?!” Annoyed that the man had ignored his earlier inquires about his hair growing ability. “ Goku?” He scratched his head. “That’s a weird name. My name is Saitama. I’m a hero for fun! Mock my baldness again and I’ll have to hit you.”